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Overheard on the Dr. Laura Show, submitted by a listener...
"Martyr's don't ask others to die for them".
True.
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Alex
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loves dr. laura.
now THAT's quality radio. http://www.hostboard.com/ubb/wink.gif
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General Philosophy
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I think I could make her show better.
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Alex
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*whispers to alex*
~~a talking parrot would make her show better~~
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General Philosophy
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maybe a boxing kangaroo?
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Wow, topsy turvy. Cool.
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Alex
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You love Doctor Laura, yet you think a talking parrot would make her show better.
It's brilliant.
The talking parrot lives in the Doctors home, but also is with Dr. Laura during her radio show, and at any moment, the parrot may speak.
We should all have a talking parrot on our shoulders!
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Alex
[This message has been edited by Alex (edited October 19, 2001).]
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Overheard on ED. Ed claims to know the real reason why women go for the "trouble-makers".
"Because you know how it's going to end before you get in the relationship".
It was more provocative when Ed said it.
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Alex
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Submitted to Dr. Laura by a listener.
there is a man lying in a ditch, he has been severly beaten.
Two passers by see the man and ask him what happened.
"Five people just pummeled me and beat me up and left me here to die".
The two look at each other than ask the beaten man, "which way did they go, they need our help"!
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Alex
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Overheard on Everybody Loves Raymond...
Raymonds dad Frank looks at a sculpture made by Frank's wife and likes it yet he is unaware that it is shaped like a delicate part of the female anatomy when he says......"You know it's good art when it looks like its following you around the room".
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Alex
